If Judo players ruled the world...

After every tournament the competitors would get a chance to randori with the referees.

There would be 385 different belt colors, so you could get promoted just for coming to a class.

Only sports that can be done barefoot would be allowed on TV.

Brazilian Jiujitsu students would all develop a painful rash on their backs so they would have to fight standing up.

The victors in any athletic competition would get to body slam the losers.

Judo would be a professional sport, and you'd get paid per fall.

Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

A referee's vocabulary would be limited to "Hajime" and "Ippon".

Mats would stay clean by themselves.

To increase training opportunities, bars and nightclubs would be required to have mats.

Judogis would be acceptable business attire and everyone would have to wear them.

The old instructors would all be 40 years younger so you could really see how good they are.

It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

Breaking up would be a lot easier. One successful choke would do it.

Your opponents would always weigh less than your little sister.

~Kim

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